Baby Rule #1: Keep track of important things

Someone should remind you on a daily basis after you find out that you're going to be bringing home a baby, that it really is going to happen.

Because holy cow batman, we're having a baby and I feel like no one told me.
Perhaps I should have looked at the evidence more regularly. (See above photo)
I get weekly emails from some website or another that remind me how many weeks I am, and consequently, how many weeks I have left.
Today they said I have 11 weeks left. My poor little brain goes haywire every week when I read those numbers.
Someone around here should really start getting their stuff together.

I guess that would be me.  Since, as you can see from his expression, Des has no interest at all.