Park Rules: Take Your Baby

We took Jo to the park for the first time last week.
I thought she would really dig the slide. I suppose I should have known better. The swings were a much bigger hit. Not surprising as she had such a deluxe swing early in her life:

You see an Aunt, Baby sees a swing

Step one:

Get your shoes on. Make sure they are rocking. 

All stars preferred. 

Step Two:
Corral your audience.
Canines preferred.

Step Three:
Practice your modelling pose.
Blue Steel preferred.

Step Four:
Start to enjoy yourself
Belly laughs preferred.

Step Five:
Try the slides
Indifference Preferred

Step Six:
Check out the sand
Oral testing preferred

Step Seven:
Announce that it is time to leave
Any method preferred

Poor Jo.