Appearance rule #1: Don't be fooled

So that's technically not my rule, but we all know it's true. Here's another proof of it.

You might look at this dog and think - "Huh, there's one of those silly little lap dogs who are kind of lame, sitting around on fluffy pillows and generally being ridiculous"

But you would be wrong, because this dog is a genius. 

A genius I tell you!